If Bible Figures Had Tinder Bios (18 Images)

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mattstaff
Jul 31, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

The verdict's yet to be determined on whether or not these silly and hilarious Tinder bios properly capture various bible figures for all their quirks. Either way, even if you only know a few of these they're definitely entertaining. 

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  • 01
    bible tinder - Herder - tinder immy.scott& pettychristianmemes Lot, 35 5 kilometers away Active now I want someone who goes thru life without looking back. Recently widowed. No salty girls pls.
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  • 02
    bible tinder - Text - tinder tobi.stark& pettychristianmemes Ramses, 32 563 miles away Active now Need a girl to soften my hardened heart. Swipe right and I might let your people go. I don't like bugs or frogs
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  • 03
    bible tinder - Facial hair - ADAM, 32 42 KILOMETERS AWAY. ACTIVE NOW I would give up a rib to meet the right person. Hobbies include gardening and being with animals. Always willing to try new foods.
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  • 04
    bible tinder - Poster - tinder tobi.stark& pettychristianmemes Jonah, 43 2467 miles away Active now Whale there's plenty of fish in the sea But perhaps you are the one for me? Side note: I hate the ocean
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  • 05
    bible tinder - Hair - tinder epicjesusmemes & pettychristianmemes Eve, 1 7 miles away Active now I enjoy nature, gardening, animals and trying new foods, especially fruit. ribs on the first date is bae
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  • 06
    bible tinder - Hair - tinder Absalom, 34 2 miles away Active now I just can't wait to be king. Come tell me how great I am. Also ngl my hair is way more fabulous than yours me
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  • 07
    bible tinder - Text - tinder Solomon, 39 5 kilometers away Active now I'm smarter than everyone lol. I'm also rich and can always use another wife or three. hmu
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  • 08
    bible tinder - Text - tinder a an.a ptychristaemes Moses, 81 5 kilormeters away Active now I enjoy looooong romantic walks through the desert and staring out over the Red Sea. Some think my staff is magical
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  • 09
    bible tinder - Text - tinder Daniel, 27 5 kilometers away Active now Straightedge vegan. I'm looking for a girl into dreams and interpretation. Government employee. I like cats.
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  • 10
    bible tinder - Hair - tinder Jezebel, 34 2.8 miles away Active now Bow to Ba-al & Asherah. Queens take whatever they want, including you. I hate dogs and Hebrew prophets Omon
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    bible tinder - Muscle - tinder epicchristianmenes& pettychristianmerhes Goliath, 45 5 kilometers away Active now Uncircumcised Philistine. 6ft tall? Baby I'm 9'+. Size DOES matter. Slingshots and rocks are for wussies....
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  • 12
    bible tinder - Text - tinder Boaz, 56 32 miles away Active now I'm looking for a pretty young thing I can call mine. Relatives ok! I'm a little older but I got this: I'm RIlICH X an
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  • 13
    bible tinder - Male - tinder tobi.stark& ttychristianmemes Samson, 30 5 kilormeters away Active now Long hair don't care Gym Rat Nazarene but idc down to party I love bad females that's my problem
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  • 14
    bible tinder - Facial hair - tinder abigallsalman & pettychristianmemes Noah, 400 3657 miles away Activ Looking for a woman to take on a loooong cruise. Must love animals. Go ahead and flood my DMs baby
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  • 15
    bible tinder - Photography - tinder Delilah, 29 5 kilometers away Active now Philistine so yah I'm feisty lol. Strong guys make me weak. Always tell me the truth or. Aspiring hairdresser.
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  • 16
    bible tinder - Magazine - tinder honestyouthpastor& pettychristianmemes David, 51 5 kilometers away Active now King in the streets, warrior in the sheets. I spend evenings on my roof looking at the kingdom
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  • 17
    bible tinder - Poster - tinder m.florella& pettychristianmernes Ruth, 36 5 kilometers away Active now Starting a new life in a new land. You need to be mature, secure, and financially stable. I like feet.
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  • 18
    bible tinder - Muscle - tinder iserdeur pertyohn Peter, 36 3699 cubits away Active now I bet you look like quite the catch wearing fishnets lol. Not to brag but I'm super tight with JC and I walk on water too
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